OK, it’s a tactile fetish more than a favorite thing, perhaps, but I’ve never met anyone else who felt (literally) the same way about something.  I love ribbons.  And not j...

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I don't tend to divide the things, people, or events in my life into favorites. I'd like to pretend I'm above that, however if I'm being completely honest, it takes too much energy. It's time co...

“That’s a sign of sexual frustration,” was the first thing you said to me, eyes sliding over the bottle in my hand. 

“Yeah, well,” I said, picking ...

If I fall to pieces

will you scoop me up in a jar

or scatter me against the stars?

Fucking vinegar, man.  You don’t even know.

It’s like an alibi, a designated driver, a wingman, and a fabric softener all in one.

Vinegar will fucking cl...