We have one bathroom on the entire floor. It's like any other public restroom, multiple stalls with doors that don't go all the way to the ceiling or the floor. Can I just publicly say (though I've ranted about this in my office for years) that is is entirely awkward when you walk into the bathroom and you hear someone gasp and go silent all of a sudden... Like I don't see a shut door and know you're there???

Now I know what you're doing and I appreciate you trying to prevent me from having to hear that, but do you honestly think that being extra silent, not breathing and not moving helps? I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE HIDING!!!!

Sometimes when I leave the bathroom and the culprit is still sitting in the stall in silence I just want to shout "I'm leaving now, the coast is clear, poop at will."  I never do. Maybe next time I'll just leave a copy of "Everybody Poops" by the sink.