Is this the truth for you?  It's certainly the truth for me.

Anyway, the rough idea.  I may go back and mess around with textures and bgs and stuff.  If you actually know how to do that though, seriously do it.  Please.  I mostly swear at GIMP when I try.  (This is a transparent .png so yeah.  Happy editing.)

(Also, you know that moment when you realize you forgot to save your layers separately.  Yep, that's right now.)