You know its a Monday when,

your alarm clock goes off and you try to reach the snooze button, next thing you know you fall out of bed and smash your toe on the floor.

You know its a Monday when,

you go take a shower and find that the water is freezing 

You know its a Monday when,

You rush to your car with keys, work bag, and cell phone in hand, then drop your keys, then drop your phone, then drop your bag

You know its a Monday when,

You are extremely happy to sit down with a cup of coffee and despite all that has happened you know that your day is going to turn out okay