Step 1.            Begin the program of ‘Life’. 

Step 2.            Set Age to zero.

Step 3.            Increment Age by 1 each time a year is completed.

Step 4.            Eat, sleep and relax.

Step 5.            Cry

Step 6.            Smile or Laugh

Step 7.            Attempt to make conversation.

Step 8.            Play

Step 9.            If Age is less than 3, do only steps 4 to 8.

Step 10.          To add friends to 'Life', repeat steps 7 and 8.

Step 11.          Begin sub-program of ‘Education’.

Step 12.          Try and learn new things.

Step 13.          If Mood=sad, repeat step 5.

Step 14.          If Mood=happy, repeat step 6.

Step 15.          Build sub-program ‘Attraction To Opposite/Same Sex’ and add members to it when needed.

Step 16.          If ‘Education’=Complete OR ‘Education’=too boring, end 'Education' and do step 17.

Step 17.          Begin a sub-program of 'New Job'. Install anti-virus for 'Worry'.

Step 18.          Earn money.

Step 19.          If future=important, save most of the money.

Step 20.          If present=important, spend most of the money.

Step 21.          If 'New Job'=sucks, end 'New Job' , GoTo step 17 and proceed from there.

Step 22.          Build a sub-program of 'New Love' based on most valuable member of the sub-program 'Attraction To Opposite/Same Sex'.

Step 23.          If 'New Love'= sucks, end 'New Love', repeat step 22 and proceed.

Step 24.          If 'New Love'= strong enough, Begin sub-program of 'Marriage'.

Step 25.          If required, reduce priority to other members of the sub-program: 'Attraction To Opposite/Same Sex'.

Step 26.          If 'Marriage'=sucks, end 'Marriage', go to step 22 and proceed from there.

Step 27.          If 'Marriage'= strong enough, Begin sub-program of 'Family'.

Step 28.          Teach new Member(s) of 'Family' above steps.

Step 29.          Grow old.

Step 30.          If Age= too high, end 'New Job'. Do only steps 4 to 8 and proceed to step 31.

Step 31.          Based on execution of step 27 and 28, 'Family' Member(s) help to support and maintain 'Life' functions.

Step 32.          If 'Life' = complete, end program 'Life'.

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Believe it or not, this is very simple compared to the version in my head. I finally got to merge what I'm learning at the moment with what I love doing! :p