Do I have plans for Friday night? Oh my god yes. Wine, junk food, tv, bed before midnight. It will be glorious.

Oh, you want to go out? Yeah, no. Sorry. Not a chance in Hell.

No, it’s not you. Or rather, it’s not just you. I need a break from all you crazy people. We spend how much time together during the day? You’ve gotta give me Friday.

No, please don’t call. I swear, my answer won’t change. Seriously. Just give it up until Saturday, okay?