Me: *Surfing on hitRECord* hmmm... that’s nice.
Me: Wha... oh! Hey, what’s up?
Brain: Not much. Just hangin’ around in your skull. Pretty lonely though.
Me: Shut up. *Returns to procrastinating*
*Half an hour later*
Stomach: Psst.... Psssst.
Me: Oh, hey stomach!
Stomach: FEED ME.
Me: But I just...
Stomach: FEED ME!!!
Brain: Oh, look! Stomach’s here! I’m gonna bring hand in!
Hand: Does YOUR back need scratching?
Me: Um... No, not really....
Eyes: WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE COLOURS!
Ears: DON’T YOU WANNA LISTEN TO MUSIC? I WANNA LISTEN TO MUSIC!!
Feet: We’re uncomfortable. GET US NICE SHOES!
Penis: HEY CLICK DAT LOOKS LIKE SEXY
Me: WHAT THE FUUUUUU...
Toes: *Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle*
Hand: Let ME scratch YOUR back!
Brain: Awesome! Part-ay!
Me: Will everyone just please be quiet!
Eardrums: lol, nope.
Lung: Hey, dude, I need a refill.
Me: Shut up!
Arms: We so skinny. Exercise. Now.
Hand: Maybe not your back? Maybe you need your leg scratched!
Me: JUST FRIGGIN’ SHUT UP!
Brain: If gummy bears were small enough to be snorted, would you?
Me: Okay that’s it. I’m getting a new body.