Me: *Surfing on hitRECord* hmmm... that’s nice.

Brain: Hey.

Me: Wha... oh! Hey, what’s up?

Brain: Not much. Just hangin’ around in your skull. Pretty lonely though.

Me: Shut up. *Returns to procrastinating*

*Half an hour later*

Stomach: Psst.... Psssst.

Me: Oh, hey stomach!

Stomach: FEED ME.

Me: But I just...

Stomach: FEED ME!!!

Brain: Oh, look! Stomach’s here! I’m gonna bring hand in! 

Me: ...

Hand: Does YOUR back need scratching?

Me: Um... No, not really....

Eyes: WOW LOOK AT ALL THESE COLOURS! 

Ears: DON’T YOU WANNA LISTEN TO MUSIC? I WANNA LISTEN TO MUSIC!! 

Feet: We’re uncomfortable. GET US NICE SHOES!
Knee: Move me. Whatever you do, please move me.

Penis: HEY CLICK DAT LOOKS LIKE SEXY

Me: WHAT THE FUUUUUU...

Toes: *Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle*

Hand: Let ME scratch YOUR back!

Brain: Awesome! Part-ay!

Me: Will everyone just please be quiet! 

Eardrums: lol, nope.

Lung: Hey, dude, I need a refill.

Me: Shut up!

Arms: We so skinny. Exercise. Now.

Hand: Maybe not your back? Maybe you need your leg scratched!

Me: JUST FRIGGIN’ SHUT UP!

*Everyone silences*

Brain: If gummy bears were small enough to be snorted, would you?

Me: ...

Brain: ...

Me: Okay that’s it. I’m getting a new body.