Major Boredom and General Apathy (sound FX ideas)

Some rough sound effects ideas to accompany RichieMillenium's Major Boredom and General Apathy story. I just felt like brainstorming a little to see what I could come up with off the top of my head. For the bees in the mason jar sounds, I just used an electric razor. The rest were just using my voice or slapping my body. I'd be interested to hear other people's renditions of these kinda sounds. I'll look forward to seeing where this story leads : )