(By the way, my dearest babbish. Please, this is not an act of war ;) )
Dear Ladies, if there are any left,
All of us men would like you to know that there is something unacceptable. Being catalogued has always been a thing for you gals. Such as "the perfect half" or "the mindless hunk". We may not spend so much time making ourselves look gorgeous, but we do try to "train" our personalities. (at least most of us) We also try to look as straight as we can, because (believe me, I have first hand experience) having sexualitites become a bump in a relationship is quite horrible. (also, many gays might think you look fabulous, or also, don't give a shit.)
I am here to tell you that we sometimes let you go over our preferences. Just because we watch chilck flicks with you doesn't mean we want to watch Dirty Dancing or The Notebook 25 times. Same deal as the comic books thingie. When we show that we like to be with you (even if not romantically) we secretly hope not to become your carry carrying arm or boy toy. Maybe the one thing I can't argue about is the "Dude" thing. I personally don't do it, and I see no reason to it. If i were to speak for all men, I'd apologize, but who knows? maybe there's some people out there that do like that... routine.
The "share your likings" thing is appreciated. Thank you for your comprehension. I don't really see a woman as my equal, but you can definately see the logic. Coming from both sexes. And no. You don't need a penis. Your vaginas are fine, thank you.
Women want etiquette?! AWESOME! We want it too. Unfonrtanetly swag is kind of becoming something for the coming generation, but everyone knows Class goes way over swag. Being a gentleman. Come on, guys. let's make efforts. It's not too hard, and the ladies also have to make certain behavioural conventions. Let's be the same in that aspect.
To sum it up, yes, guys can be pigs and jerks. Often and with ease. But girls can be bitches and backstabbing whores. i think we should call it even.
Oh. And the dude thing. Tottally agreed.
Sealed with a high-five
-The noble Gentlemen Alliegance
I repeat. This is not an act of war or provocament. Just of a nice, calm debate. Please don't get angry. Anyone. Men or women.