I'll be honest: I've been watching a lot of Breaking Bad lately, so this t-shirt idea might be influenced by that somehow. The text is as follows:

My parents went to both Sundance and South by Southwest without me this year and all I got was the opportunity to collaborate with people from all over the world on HitRECord.org to create art that was screened at both of the aforementioned festivals in theaters filled with amazing audiences plus I really got paid when my work was used in those screenings so what was I saying oh yeah mom and dad can suck it because now I don't care that they didn't let me go with them and dude are you looking at my crotch oh OK you're just reading my shirt OK but hey do know any good doctors I feel like I haven't slept in weeks I think that clinic I went to might be a meth lab