In this alternate Earth, everyone was

the opposite of their counterparts.

Good people from our reality

were evil in this one, the boring ones

were hilarious and entertaining

and our celebrities worked at their DMV.

Funny enough the only unchanged person

on this world was my doppelganger.

She was the same as me in every way. Same likes,

dislikes, fashion sense and character. Hell we both even

used the same laundry detergent! How could this

be possible? In two worlds, with all the imperfections

and contradictions, my character was so perfectly neutral 

and balanced, that it remained unchangable.

I just found that awkward.