Gin is a mistake. Gin causes mistakes. Mistakes cause gin. The mistake is gin. When you wake up on the street. Gin. When you end up in the ‘beautiful’ girl’s apartment. Gin. If you coma during sex. Gin. At least that was Michelle’s theory. It made her stop driving. It made her go to sleazy bar. It made her vomit on the bartender. Forced her to dance with him. Allowed him to throw himself all over her. Allowed her to guide him to her hotel room. Made her collapse on the bed…..
The gin made it easy for him. Allowed him to cop a feel on the dance floor. Made her head toward her hotel room. Made her oblivious to the hand cuffs. Made her collapse on the bed. Allowed him to steal her keys….
When you wake up; your car is gone and the pink handcuffs ain’t feeling so fluffy anymore.
Gin!