"Stevenson?"
"Present."
I have 20 seconds. Tops. Dang.
"Symes?"
"Present."
Seriously, breathe. Maybe it won't matter. Maybe.
"Taylor?"
"Present."
It's not like today is any old day. Nope, not at all... This time, it'll be different. Breathe.
"Thompson?"
"Present."
"Tick... Tick... Tick..."
Breathe...
"Tickelbottom?"
"..."
"?... ****"
"present."
boom.
Sigh.