Ladies and gentlemen
of the empty bus shelter
`round midnight!

I proudly
present
to you

the one and only
performance
(since birth!)
of the
Real Me!

Watch me jump through
hoops
of blazing indifference!

Stare in awe
as I skip from foot to foot

to keep warm!

See my dazzling display

of bad breath and
earnestness

as I try to pick you up

with a sleight of (moist!)hands!

on the last bus home...