The Past said, "Yesterday, it's all about yesterday."

The Future said, "Tomorrow, it's all about tomorrow."

The Present said, "You're both wrong. It's all about now! I mean now! No, now! Now! Oh shit, it keeps moving on me...now!"

And as the orderlies lead The Present back to his padded cell, The Future asked, "Shall we come visit him again tomorrow?"

The Past replied, "No, but I might come visit him yesterday."

*This only took 5 minutes to write...I spent the other 5 minutes visiting The Present.