This is the result of a unexpected chat-session with Wirrow, LydiaSaskia, Rattlesnake, Annemette, Harriet and myself.

We have Gilbert, Hissy, the fort snake and his clones defending the pillow fort (with at least 50 pillows) against the invaders: Blake the wolf, pig and owl.  The crying pillow was thrown out because there's no time for tears.

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So Gilbert, this definitely needs a tiny story