A New Technology for a New Era

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Voyager Model #328: Greetings. I am a Voyager. My reference number is 3 2 8. I operate on S H level 10, which is the closest to your species that the dry con scientists have created. I will now familiarize you with my operation system. Voyagers are run on AC7 30 system which allow the human to relate to their personal Voyager. Physically, breasts have been placed upon my upper front quadrant so the male user will feel nurtured, as well as operating as a new interface to perform necessary Voyager functions. The breasts act as an intermediary to all other Voyager applications. For instance if you want to find the pleasure application, which allows the user to relax in a deep state of euphoria, he must input these functions on the breasts to open the euphoric center. This can be accessed by a simple series of key combinations that are laid out in the Voyager manual. My 10 by 10 inch screen is a basic Voyager accessory that can be upgraded with an additional cost. I have up to 10,000 different channels that are kept on rapid rotation in order to keep the user interested. The user may ask to rest on a channel, inputing necessary key strokes, but generally the dry con scientists have found that most users cannot focus on a singular channel for more than 7 seconds at a time. The primary voyager function is to recognize the user and understand it's deepest thoughts and needs. No longer is the male user contained to explanations and brain function, the voyager takes away all responsibility of those human flaws and develops a relationship with its user, that cannot be broken or intercepted. Through 1 single channel pass, the Voyager understands it's user and can better serve them through their lives. Dry con scientists have concluded that Voyager options will vastly improve it's user's day to day tasks. Studies have found that Voyager users are faster, smarter, sleep better, are more focused, and are more positive. They have higher life expectancies and have no instances of cancer or heart disease in any cases. Dry con will only supply voyagers to 100 users over the course of the next year, which will be handled on a user to user basis, making sure each user is paired with the right voyager for their needs. please note that Male Homosexuals and Female Heterosexuals are not applicable for this model, as the Voyager design have not yet been adjusted to these users. Dry con scientists are working on these models as we speak. This demonstration is now over.