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FEMALE ROBOT VOICE: In the Future, silicon scanners will plunder the pathways of your brain, mining your most intimate desires. Your consumer cravings revealed, you will be checked into the binary superstore that is MINDMART and presented with a selection of personalized products to satiate your most intimate whims.

SLICK ADVERTISING VOICEOVER: One blink to Buy Now, two blinks to avail of INFINITE CREDIT. Pay just 1 cent per day until your death. The sooner you die, the better the deal!

FEMALE ROBOT VOICE: In the future, a dissenting thought is a terrorist act. Synapses sparking with rebellion will be sealed off, automatically erased at the moment of inception. Continued offenses will necessitate a termination of the subject.  Consumption is the path to contentment. Contemplation is a crime against capitalism.

SLICK ADVERTISING VOICEOVER: Don’t think, buy! Don’t speculate, accumulate! An unmet desire is an offense against the Free State. Blink once for happiness, twice for oblivion!

FEMALE ROBOT VOICE: Now, blink three times. And repeat after me. There’s no place like MINDMART There’s no place like MINDMART. There’s no place like…

SLICK ADVERTISING VOICEOVER: Helllll…o shoppers! Welcome to…

FEMALE ROBOT VOICE: …the Future.