"I am so glad you agreed to date me. It really means a lot to me."

"Not a problem."

"So we're in this now, together."

"Absolutely."

"You're sure? You're not gonna back out?"

"I promise."

"And you're not just not saying that?"

"I'm in it for the long haul."

"Okay... Good. Wait don't go."

"I'm just going to check on the laundray. Why?"

"We're not finished."

"We look pretty finished to me."

"Really?"

"What do you think?"

"I think I'm going to bed."

"Can you worn me before you change teh subject, please?"

"Sorry."

"Thank you. You still can't sleep?"

"Nope. Goddamn insomnia."

"Me either, I say, pulling down the covers.

"Hey. I got a solid idea."

"What's wrong with your other ideas?"

"I donno, but let's can't sleep together."

"Please tell me you don't snore."

"I donno. I never slept with myself before."

"Hardy-har-harr. Oh shit!"

"What?"

"I forgot to clean the sheets."