Unicorn? Did y'all say somethin' 'bout a unicorn?
Lemme tell ya, I was 17 when I saw my first unicorn. Well… first and last, I should say.
I saw it through the scope of my rifle, and I didn't even register the silver horn peakin' out its goddamn silver mane till after that there silver blood started gushin'. Yep, caught a lotta flack for that one - ya know, seein's how it was the last one 'en all.
Still don't really get what all the huff was about neither… monochromatic motherfucker. A goddamn borin' thang if you ask me!
'Course, nobody really said nuthin' to me 'bout it… I reckon they's too busy reelin' over 'the death of magic,' or some such nonsense. Death of magic? Sheeit, I seen people drive cars that park themselves! And parallel park no less. Now that's magic!
Psh… death of...