“Pssst!”

“….”

“C’mon baby! Don’t be like that!”

“Hmmph. Some anniversary that was.”

“I wanted to do something special for you baby!”

“You mean something ‘cheap’, don’t you?”

“It was from the heart!”

“Well I guess it had to be, because it certainly wasn’t from your wallet!”

 “Aww baby, how was I supposed to know what would happen?”

“Men walking around dressed in camouflage, carrying guns and shooting stuff didn’t clue you in at all?”

“I thought we could outsmart them…”

"Why couldn't you just take me to a nice hollowed out tree?"

"You deserve better than that!"

 “I knew I should have listened to my mother when she told me to stay away from you. She said you were cheap, unoriginal and had cotton for brains. Now you really do!”

“That old nasty feather bag never liked me!”

“I’m sure she’d love you now.”

“C’mon baby, we had fun up until that point, didn’t we?”

“You mean the point where we were shot and stuffed?”

“Sigh…If it makes you feel any better, you’re here in my heart, and my heart will go on.”

“Your heart was removed with the rest of your insides.”

“Oh yeah.