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So I think we should break up.

 

What?

 

Yeah.

 

What?!

 

I’m sorry.

 

Why?

 

It just isn’t working out.

 

What?!

 

I’m just not happy.

 

But we’ve been having a great time –

 

I know, I just—

 

We went to the zoo  together –

 

We did –

 

And we talked about the kids chasing the peacocks and you said that OUR kids would never act that way -- 


I wasn’t being serious.

 

How was I supposed to know that?!

 

Come on, this doesn’t have to be this difficult.

 

You met my parents!

 

--And they were very nice, it’s just –

 

Just what?

 

I just don’t like you.


What do you mean you don’t LIKE me?

 

No, I don’t like YOU.

 

What happened? Why don’t you like me anymore?

 

Ever. I don’t think I ever liked you. I mean, you’re beautiful but you’re insufferable.

 

INSUFFERABLE?!

 

Insufferable.

 

The fuck?

 

You’re kind of a jackass.

 

You’re kind of being a...

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