Let's move to California

Get a place in Hollywood

Go to bars that the stars

Are known to frequent

And get their autographs

(We'll get some money out of it)

We'll stay up late every night

And make believe

There are no obligations

We'll roam the town

And say we're celebrities

(And friends of Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

It won't take long

'Til they know our names

'Til we burst in flames

All over Tinseltown

We'll be cast

In all the big productions

Objects of attraction

Singing all the way to the bank

They won't be able

To call us idiots

Anymore

We'll be adored

We'll be wine

We'll be acid

We'll be all they're craving

Packaged neatly and massively sold

When Hugh fuckin' Laurie

Is my best mate

They will be sorry

(Oh man, will they be sorry!)

They always made us wait

And laughed at us behind our backs

And when we do lines

With Charlie Sheen

All those arseholes will be green

(May their envy consume them!)

They will eat us

They will drink us

They will crave and need us

Like a drug they could never afford

They will eat us

They will wine and feed us

Nowherevillians arise

From the gutter to the skies!

When Hugh fuckin' Laurie

Is my best mate

(So get your lazy ass out of bed

Pack a bag

And let's do it!)

They will be sorry

(Oh man, will they be sorry!)

They always made us wait

And laughed at us behind our backs

And when we arrive

At our old school

All the haters

Will fuckin' drool!

And when we are down

And feeling blue

We can tell ourselves

We're no longer me and you