"Who's calling at this unlawful hour?!" Dr. Snipper screamed.

"I've a growth and it won't let me sleep. Please kind sir, let me in!"

Knowing he'd regret it, he opened the door to the strange weakling.

Though once it came in, it appeared rather large and threatening.

With a hook in its eye and a crab for a hat, the fish had it bad!

The Doctor ushered the unfortunate soul and offered refreshment,

then hurried himself to find the tools he'd need for the inspection.

Then surprisingly, the fish screamed, "Get it off please, it itches."

"Well of course," he responded, "having a crab for a hat

and spurting a hook of one's eye must feel itchy and bad."

"No, you don't understand, you have it backwards, don't snip!"

For you see, the growth was not the crab. It was the fish.

P.S. This is just something I wrote to go with my 'love freak' scenario where people in love grow unseemly things on their bodies, thus making them love freaks. I mean, how many times have you felt as if you had a zit on your nose when in love? Well, Dr. Snipper can fix it all. Even ghastly growths.

So I thought the love freak scenario will go well with tdolan's collab. Yay!!!