Hey. Can I talk to you?

Yeah. What's up?

No. Can I talk to you. Seriously. In private.

Oh... okay. Sure. You're kind of freaking me out a little now though.

Sorry. Just-

What is it?

Look at me. Are you listening?

Oh, god. What? Just tell me already.

Psshh. Never mind.

No, look- I'm listening, alright? I'm here and I am listening. You have my full attention. So... talk to me.

Cory... I'm... confused.

Okay. What does that mean... confused? Confused about what?

I'm...

Stalling. You're stalling.  I know you and this is stalling. Stop it, Jessie. Just talk to me already. I'm your fucking best friend. What could possibly be so hard for you to say to me?

*sigh...* I think that I'm...

What?

...bisexual.

Well... duh. I know that. Everyone knows that. Big fucking deal. You had one encounter with a girl and you didn't even go all the way. Jessie- it's O K! You were young, you were experimenting, and-

No.

No- what?

Cory- that's not everything.

I know... so, there was that time, and then the girls who were always trying to seduce you at shows... and the sexy, female photographer who was always accosting you in public, and...

And I'm bisexual.

Jessie, look. You're... not bisexual. You're just confused. You're confused and you're curious and...

And I am fucking bi-sexual. Li-sten to me.

You are? Oh, okay. You are. So... what? So, what happened between us meant nothing? Jessie, YOU like GUYS. I am... a guy. What are you saying to me right now?

I'm saying that I like you, but I also like girls. Women. Females. I mean, I'm saying... I'm bi. I'm fucking bi, alright?

What the hell, Jessie? I mean, you joke about it. Sure! You make jokes about it all the time. You say that you're a quarter gay, or that you're a Kinsey 2... You say that you're a straight girl with a gay heart. But now you're telling me- You are actually, really, REALLY telling me that you are straight up bisexual?

Yes.

Well, I don't...

What?

I don't know what to do with that.

What? Wait- why? What do you mean?

How could any one person ever be enough for you if this is true?

It is true.

Stop saying that... Okay. Let's just calm down for a second.

I am calm.

If you are actually attracted to both men and women- how in thee hell could you ever be content being in a relationship with just one person? With me- or with anybody else for that matter?

I don't know. Look- I said that I was confused.

I'll say. I'll say you're confused. I don't even... *sigh* Okay. Okay, Jessie. What now? What the fuck happens now?