OK the last time I was telling you about this story the bad guy's had came into my garden of love where Bob and I were about to makeout and they were on horses and they were gonna start a battle!!
The main bad guy reared up his horse and he swung his sword around (the bad guy not the horse).... His big weapon gleamed in the moonlight!!
Then the other bad guy came towards us w/ his sword too and Bob was like fighting them and stuff.
the sounds of a battle rung out in my garden. Then all of a sudden one of them hit Bob w/ his sword and Bob fell down.....
"UGH" he said
All of a sudden I got so mad. I felt myself..... rising. Like I had no control of my beautiful sleek body no longer. What was happening to me??? I floated like an angle over to one of the bad guys. It was as if I was propelled... propelled by my own wind. When the wind came out of me and it hit the bad guy he fell down.
"Uragh." he said (his death cry).
Then my wind hit the other bad guy.
"Augh." He feel down too and the the horses ran away.
When it was all over I floated gently down to the ground like a feather or a flower peddle or something with my dress fluttering around me like butterfly wings or a fishes fins. But once I landed I was really tired.
Bob got up and he caught me as I fell down gracefully into his arm
"OMG Cletesinia are you OK!!!"
"I am OK just tired....... how are you????"
"The bad guys sword just hit me a little in the head otherwise I am fine, this is not about me it is about you.... what happened!! you just beat the bad guys."
I touched my delicate forehead with my lily like hand. "I...I...I...I...I... I just don't know!! I didn't know I could shoot deadly wind like that! Its like I have a super power"
"Cetelisinia this could only mean one thing. You are of a magic race. The Wizard Elemental Elf Ninja Fairy Angel Pixie race. I knew you were special the moment I looked at you thru ur window that one time before we boned, I just didn't know how special.... You are a WEENFAP."
OMG!!! I knew he was right. Remember in the beginning when I said that all animals loved me.... All my life ppl had been jealous of my beauty and talent and grace and riches. IT ALL MADE SENSE NOW.
Anyways we continued walking threw my garden and Bob said "Cestelinia I have wrote a song for you befitting your beauty that I want to recite to you now. It is going on my next CD. Here it is, ready? Okay.
Your beauty is like a rose but it's not very thorny
whenever I see you I get really horny
that's why I gave you a scarf of protection
and in return you give me an erection
before I met you my fate I was bemoaning
but now I'm happy cause we're always boning
Your skin is like a petal of some kind of flower
and now I find out you have a super power
Ceseltsinia your like a goddess or something
now it is time for us to start humping
OMG so romantic and so true. My body was getting turned on just looking at him. He was wearing eye liner and black nail polish and some exotic colon that permutated my sences.
"Oh Boob no one has ever wrote a song for me and made me feel like you do, I think I might be in love with you and I am totally horny right now."
He put his tongue in my mouth & moved it around like an alien probe. It felt like a tentacle (not that I know what one feels like but I have thought about it.) Our tongues did a tango for a while and I felt up his tonsils.
Once his tounge was out of my mouth I said "I want ur man muscle"
So he took it out and I through off my clothes (dont' worry about the dead ppl in my garden, I have servants that will remove there bodies later). And soon enough we were bumping fuzzies w/ such passion as I had never known.
The next morning when I woke up...... I felt funny. And it wasn't b/c I discovered I was a Weenfap and shot my wind at the bad guys to defeat them.
I ran into my marble bathroom befitting my beauty and hurled up all my dinner in a dainty manner.
PART FIVE http://www.hitrecord.org/records/787020