We watch in curiosity as

the award winners walk

excitedly to the stage

like animals

set free

from the zoo.

The horror is the non-deserving winner on the screen.

"I am in shock

              ... there's so many people to thank..."

                       And for the benefit of those who

missed the live show

                            we will replay the

                        events once again

The spotlight moves to the drunk rapper

who jumped on stage and we see

                             a country singer humiliated

                        with 20 million others

as we watch her

tears fall,

               LIVE

Having heard all the boos from the

audience the rapper now exits the building

                          as two celebrities

           enter the stage

                       to present the next award for

                                                         Band of the Year.