The old sofa sighed, as he coughed up old, dust particles, and forgotten couch nickles, after being kicked to the curb.

He sat through rain, for three days, and started to become weary as he noticed the garbage truck coming round the corner.

But then, just as luck would have it, the son from his former home ran out with his friends and tossed the old sofa in the back of his truck.

The old sofa was going to college.