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SECURITY GUARD 1: Can you believe the weather we’re having?

SECURITY GUARD 2: Yeah, they’re saying record highs across the board.

SECURITY GUARD 1: I’ve already had to mow three times now this month.

SECURITY GUARD 2: Damn. Riding or push? 

SECURITY GUARD 1: Riding

SECURITY GUARD 2: Nice.

SECURITY GUARD 1: It is. Only takes me about 10 minutes to do the whole thing.”

SECURITY GUARD 2: Shit...mine takes like half an hour…hey...hand me my coffee will ya.

SECURITY GUARD 1: I can’t believe you drink this crap.

SECURITY GUARD 2: It does the job.

SECURITY GUARD 1: Whatever you say. Oh, you watch any of the game last night?

SECURITY GUARD 2: No, we win?

SECURITY GUARD 1: Of course not…they’re bums. They gave up seven runs in the first inning.

SECURITY GUARD 2: Jesus, what was the final?

SECURITY GUARD 1: Seventeen to three.

SECURITY GUARD 2: Hey did you see that?

SECURITY GUARD 1: See what?

SECURITY GUARD 2: Nothing...nevermind.

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