Height: Typically somewhere around 6’0, although it often changes
Location: Albany, NY
Occupation: Imaginary Friend
About Yourself: I am an imaginary friend looking for a relationship with another imaginary friend. While I am attracted towards women, I am understanding of how being imaginary can blur things a bit. I am often a chef/treasure hunter with a “my way or the highway” attitude, although this is always subject to change. My buddy Tyler imagined me about three years ago; you’ll have to get along with him if you’re going to get along with me. My level of fitness is temperamental, but typically I am in rather good shape.
Likes: Painting, movies starring Steve McQueen (or anyone who doesn’t “play by the rules”), makeshift costumes, recovering priceless ancient artifacts, sailing, cooking.
Dislikes: I’m pretty easy going. I only have one request: please do not turn into a mechanized dinosaur should we get into a relationship. My last relationship was ruined by this. I won’t make it a “thing”, but I am adverse to the idea of dating an imaginary dinosaur of any kind.
Anything Else: I am a member of The League of Imaginary Friends. While I don’t mind if you’re not a member, I do hope you have some kind of registration to certify your imaginary status. I’m not in the mood to accidentally date a real person.