In other news, a blogger renowned for his skepticism of the supernatural seemed to write from beyond the grave last Wednesday when a comedic article that he had written appeared online several hours after he died from complications following an arm injury incurred while eating a gigantic chickpea-based lunch at a Greek restaurant in North Yorkshire.

Yes, on Hump Day, a renowned Humanist posthumously posted a humorous post about hurting his humerus while having a humungous hummus in Humberton.