Their seems to be a popular misconception that seven ate nine. I'm here to assure you that this is absolute nonsense. For starters, nine is a great deal larger than seven, making the act of seven eating nine physically improbable. Secondly, the two are on great terms! Indeed, few others can boast the friendship seven and nine have (of course four and five are inseparable but everyone knows that.) Not to mention the fact that nine's tentacles would make her positively dreadful to digest. The fact that this rumor gained any traction in the first place is, in my opinion, quite negative. I feel, as do many others, that the root of this nonsense is a prime concern, and that other rumors of this nature should be stopped immediately, so they do not multiply. Cannibalism among numbers is not a laughing matter, and I do hope no one makes any jokes.