Good day, Little Red Riding Hood

What are you doing wandering the wood?

And whither away today so early,

my lovely luscious little girly?

(What a tender creature, so young!

What a nice plump mouthful on my tongue!)

In your apron, cake and wine

on which your Grandmother shall dine?

But see how pretty the flowers are here.

Why do you not look round, my dear?

Step from the path to this secluded spot

Suppose you bring Grandma a touch-me-not?

It is early in the day and you have time to wander -

The fragrant blossoms grow just yonder,

all the better to greet her with

(all the better to eat you with)

*Just a few minutes ago, HitRECord musician SBambrick requested a few rhymes because he'd like to do a song using some sleazy wolf lyrics. I took some of Joe's script and tweaked them a tad to make the lines rhyme. So this was all written super quickly - hope this is okay, and if so, can't wait to hear the song! ^_^