I really loved JulesKD's piece and wanted to try something with it! :) Although, these articles in the papers usually irritate me and I never thought I would be making one myself. I can also imagine other columns in the Times to make it more like a newspaper: "Princess Refuses to Kiss Frog Despite Seven Hours of Friendship", "Heroic Prince Saves Chimneysweep By Proposing Marriage", "Woman Refuses to Clean Up After Dawarfs Despite Free Room and Board: When Will the Ungratefulness End?" etc. etc.