"What are your qualifications making you an expert on art?"

  "I create."

  "You should stop creating."

  "Why would I do that?"

  "Because your poise is all wrong for the job."

  "Oh I'm sorry, I never went to finishing school."

  "I don't want to hear your comments."

  "That's a bit rude to be honest while we're on the subject of etiquette."

  "Ah-ba-ba. That's enough out of you."