"Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I trying on my new pair of men's panties. Don't I look hot in pink?"
"Men's panties? Those don't exist."
"Now look, I have no problem with you prancing aroud in anything you want, but don't call them men's panties. Panties are made for women. Everyone knows that. It doesn't say women's panties on the tags when you buy them because everybody knows they are made for women!"
"Aren't I a man?"
"As far as I know."
"And aren't I the owner of these panties?"
"That seems to be the case."
"Well then, if I am a man and these are my panties, that makes them men's panties, doesn't it?"
"You should be a lawyer."