"Do you know how to use that?"

"Sure, no problem."

"That doesn't look right."

"It goes right in the middle and then it screws down."

"Yeah, but isn't it suppose to pull it up - not down?"

"That is what the levers on the sides are for. See?"

"I do see, and it is pushing it down, not pulling it up."

"Shit."

"That is because its made of wax."

"Shutup. You're not helping."

"Let me get behind you and help."

"How is getting behind me going to help?"

"I'm giving you leverage."

"That is what the levers on the sides are for."

"It still isn't working."

"I can see that for myself."

"You were never good with these new gizmos."

"I'm never speaking to you again."