Once there were two hikers -- no, not hikers, they were mountain climbers, oh, and rock climbers too -- and they went up this mountain, Mt. Everest you see, it was so cold, really really cold, not like it gets here, this is warm for them -- anyway, they went up the mountain, it's really big mountain, they got to the top and they had to go back down, and the guy who went first -- or was it second, hold on, let me think about it -- they're climbing down a cliff on the side of the mountain so yes, the guy who went first, he's a funny guy, he's supposed to grab onto the other guy and alert him if there's trouble down below, you see, and so they're -- what was I saying now? -- oh yes, they're going down the mountain, you know, rock climbing, with those ropes and those things -- what do they call them? -- carri… carra… carabiners -- and there's a guy on top and one on bottom -- oh no, get your mind out of the gutter, boy! -- and they reach the ground and the second guy, the one on top, says "so there wasn't any trouble?" and the first guy, funny guy you see, says "well I'd have grabbed you but then I'd be pulling your leg!"