“So what do you do for a living?”

“I am paid to do something I love. Would you consider that work?”

“Is it honest work?”

“That’s a matter of opinion and beside the point.”

“It depends. Would you still do it if you didn’t get paid?”

“I would find a way.”

“What if you were broke?”

“I am broke.”

“What is it you do?”

“I’m an opportunist.”