"According to our readings, we have been traveling for sixteen years."

"Only sixteen years?!" "I'm afraid so. Right now, we are drifting around two million kilometers from the Ryan 'Supa Ballin Gangsta' Thomas system."

"'Supa Ballin Gangsta'? What the hell? Is that a planet?"

"No, it's a star named after some douchebag from 2005."

"Huh?"

"It's that damn turn of the century Star Registry company. People used to name stars after themselves and now we're  stuck with them."

"Sure makes traveling through space seem a lot less cool."