ntheon, I'm glad that this tiny story could make you smile!

Ziggy, I'm glad you liked it! :)

hehehehehe :) a comedic delight.

Can't believe I missed this RECord. This really made me smile.

Thanks for all the hearts everyone!

Wirrow, I'm so glad you like it! I just pictured this frustrated chameleon with all these phrasebooks and with the fanny pack trying to seem so much like a tourist and just blending in!

this made me laugh ssoo much!
its so cute the idea of someone desperately wanting to be seen as a tourist haha

Yes, the next time you chuckle! This should be RECorded, Ms. Via!

what, the next time i chuckle? pffft! i might as well just leave the mic on all the time!

Thanks for the hearts everyone!

Damsel, I felt bad for the poor chameleon too! Most animals have the opposite problem though! They want to belong. Ha.

Meta, your comment seriously just made me grin and it means a lot coming from you! Thank you so much!

Ms. Via, I think the next time this happens, it should be RECorded.