- Ok, here's the thing...

~ Oh boy.

- What?

~ Could we talk about this later? I'm kinda tired.

- But I didn't even get to the point yet...

~ Yeah but I really don't need this right now.

- Need what, I didn't say anything!

~ You said "here’s the thing".

- Yeah, so?

~ Oh come on, you know what I mean.

- Umm no, I don't!

~ "Here’s the thing", the calm before the storm, one last breath before the fall. It’s like an universal synonym to ”I’m gonna drop the bomb now”. So yeah, not now.

- So you're saying that you wont even give me a chance just because I started with "here’s the thing"?

~ Yes.

- Come on, seriously?

~ …alright, alright. What is it then?

- Well... I've been seeing someone lately...

~ I KNEW IT!!!