- Ok, here's the thing...
~ Oh boy.
~ Could we talk about this later? I'm kinda tired.
- But I didn't even get to the point yet...
~ Yeah but I really don't need this right now.
- Need what, I didn't say anything!
~ You said "here’s the thing".
- Yeah, so?
~ Oh come on, you know what I mean.
- Umm no, I don't!
~ "Here’s the thing", the calm before the storm, one last breath before the fall. It’s like an universal synonym to ”I’m gonna drop the bomb now”. So yeah, not now.
- So you're saying that you wont even give me a chance just because I started with "here’s the thing"?
- Come on, seriously?
~ …alright, alright. What is it then?
- Well... I've been seeing someone lately...
~ I KNEW IT!!!