- Last Record: 2012-02-27 18:32:33 -0500
- Joined: Feb 24, 2012
"So what, do you pay rent? or are you like just camping out on the couch?"
"I clean the house and i pay what i can. Dealing isn't at all like how the movies make it. I thought that by week three i would be living by a beach... drinking myself into an early grave... banging supermodels..."
"You are selling pot, dude, you arent this fucking kingpin astropharmacist slinging Heroin and shooting coke theives. you're just a dude. On a couch. with some decent mids."
"But it's a really comfortable couch. And you are smoking those decent mids for free. on my couch."
"Sorry dude, i just think..."
"Don't appologize to me, the couch is more hurt than i am."
"Dude, fuck your couch."