"So what, do you pay rent? or are you like just camping out on the couch?"


"I clean the house and i pay what i can. Dealing isn't at all like how the movies make it. I thought that by week three i would be living by a beach... drinking myself into an early grave... banging supermodels..."


"You are selling pot, dude, you arent this fucking kingpin astropharmacist slinging Heroin and shooting coke theives.  you're just a dude. On a couch. with some decent mids."


"But it's a really comfortable couch.  And you are smoking those decent mids for free.  on my couch."


"Sorry dude, i just think..."


"Don't appologize to me, the couch is more hurt than i am."


"Dude, fuck your couch."

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