"I'll love you for as long as I live. Which is forever."

"I don't know... I mean technically you're dead."

'UN-dead. There's a difference."

"And you're always so cold. It's weird. Even your lips are cold."

"But I have super human strength and speed!"

"What about the never-sleeping thing?"

"I can watch over you as YOU sleep. Isn't that romantic?"

"I don't know...I mean you have to drink blood to survive. I'm not sure I can get passed that."

"Okay, but look at my hair. I have GREAT hair!"

"Yeah, you do. Okay, I'm yours!"