"I'll love you for as long as I live. Which is forever."
"I don't know... I mean technically you're dead."
'UN-dead. There's a difference."
"And you're always so cold. It's weird. Even your lips are cold."
"But I have super human strength and speed!"
"What about the never-sleeping thing?"
"I can watch over you as YOU sleep. Isn't that romantic?"
"I don't know...I mean you have to drink blood to survive. I'm not sure I can get passed that."
"Okay, but look at my hair. I have GREAT hair!"
"Yeah, you do. Okay, I'm yours!"