"Why do you take those orange pills?”

“They help with my nerves.”

“What are these yellow pills for?”

“Overactive thyroid.”

“What about these blue pills?”

“They’re muscle relaxants for my back spasm.“

“And the white pills?”

“For my migraines.”

“The red ones?”

“Acid reflux.”

“What about these green ones?”

“Those are for bad breath – they’re breath mints.”