A: "Morning, class. I trust you've all done last night's reading on circular motion. Please turn to page--"



B: "Centrifugal force is a lie!"



A: "Excuse me?"



B: "It's a conspiracy!"



A: "Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call it that--"



B: "You have been kept shielded!"



A: "Huh?"



B: "Put down your textbooks--"



A: "Hey, that's--"



B: "Turn off your computers--"



A: "This is a physics lecture, what are you--"



B: "Because there is a war being waged for your minds."



A: "That's quite enough of that!"



B: "And you're starting to feel scared,"



A: "A bit, admittedly--"



B: "You're starting to forget just how free and powerful you really are."



A: "What are you implying?"



B: "Deep inside you there is a roaring fire"



A: "Hey, now that's a lie. The human body cannot--"



B: "That is not cooled by comfort or tamed by fear"



A: "-- sustain temperatures above 104°F--"



B: "A fire that burns in all things"



A: "Objection!"



B: "Re-imagine your world with no leader or station"



A: "Security!"



B: "A world that is not made of atoms but stories."



A: "You're insane! This guy is out of his mind!"



B: "You are bound only by the limits of your imagination."



A: "Who wears bat-eared hoodies in real life anyway?"



B: "Everything else will follow, the world will follow"



A: "Will you all stop clapping, for god's sake--"



B: "As above so below,"



A: "Damn it, I'm serious--"



B: "A new heaven…"



A: "Are you even a student here?"



B: "and a new earth."



A: "I hate my job."


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with apologies to wirrow and my high school physics teacher, both of whom are amazing. this was supposed to a humorous commentary on the limits of education... but instead this happened.