This is bullshit man.

What?

Writing dialogues. Like, you can't give any names, descriptions, can't tell where the fuck you are. How the fuck are you supposed to write a story like that?

Maybe it's not a story, man. Maybe it's like a sliver of a story. A scene. Maybe it doesn't matter what what fucking room you're in or if your character is Matt with deep blue eyes. That's all bullshit anyway. 

That's not bullshit, dude. That's real fucking writing. Descriptive writing. That's Hemingway shit, yo. if your characters are anything like real fucking people, then half of what they say is bullshit anyway.

No, dude - you don't get it. It's not about what they fucking say. It's about what they don't say.