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"I think I'm going to quit soon."

"Why's that?"

"Because no one is going to read this."

"That seems a bit rash."

"Well I don't have any cute, witty things to say in under five sentences, so what's the point."

“I mean if you are going to be an asshole about it maybe you should quit.”