Older Brother (OB)
Younger Brother (YB)

YB: Hey, can you help me wi-
OB: No.
YB: But-
OB: I'm busy.
YB: But you're not doing anything!
OB: Right. I'm busy doing nothing.
YB: Jerk.
OB: Brat.
YB: Mean.
OB: Turd.
YB: Jerk.
OB: Ohmygod just shut up and go away. PLEASE.
YB: No.
OB: Yes.
YB: No.
OB: YES.
YB: NO.
OB: YES. GET OUT. Or I swear I'm gonna-
YB: Yeah right.
OB: I will!
YB: Nananananana, I DARE y- OW!!!!
OB: Oh shit.
YB: *sniff*
OB: Don't you dare.
YB: *hic, sniff*
OB: Nonononono-
YB: aaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OB: OK OK shut up I'll help you already just stop and please don't tell Mom.
YB: Thank you!
OB: *sigh*
YB:...Bitch